Michael Jackson’s Alien DNA Shocks LA County Coroner
- Tim Brockman
- @ 4:18 pm
L. A. County Coroner's Office downplayed the leaking of some anomalous findings in Michael Jackson's yet unreleased autopsy. Genetic sampling and testing done to facilitate the upcoming custody war revealed some shocking results. According to an unnamed source within the Los Angeles County Coroner's office, genetic samples taken from Michael Jackson's body show signs of genetic alteration. They further stated Jackson's DNA is not only unlikely to match any human relative but they believe portions of Jackson's DNA are likely to have "... no earthly relative."
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It has long been rumored (mostly among fringe UFO conspiracy types) that Michael Jackson was involved in the Hollywood propaganda wing of the human - reticuli alliance. Many believers and UFOlogists feel the zeta reticulans are not to be trusted.
Michael Jackson UFO conspiracy
Michael Jackson's cooperation in some way helped make peaceful submission to alien forces more palatable. Many have speculated that in return for his allegiance the Reticulans 'awarded' Jackson with the highest honor they offer, the gift of their genetic material. Ideally this could have prolonged his life for hundreds of years making long distance space voyages possible, unfortunately he was never to make such a journey (although some speculate he actually did). This could also explain his desire for anesthetizing drugs and sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber. He was preparing his metabolic system for suspended animation.
Jackson was carefully controlled to prevent unauthorized breeding
After the change, Michael Jackson's breeding was carefully controlled to prevent any unauthorized hybrids from being created. His outreach attempts to prepare young people for the coming transition lead to many unfortunate rumors and some allegations of perversion.
There is some speculation that the body in the possession of the Coroner is an unliving construct, cloned to allow Michael Jackson's final journey into the stars.
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